Had it up to here with Valentine’s Day? Can’t stand one more red heart? Sick to death of love love love? Come to the Anti-Valentine’s Day celebration! We’ll merrily deface, de-heart, and destroy any and all Valentine cards! Bring your own, or vandalize ours! For refreshments, we’ll enjoy last year’s candy hearts.
For more information, contact Benjamin at email@example.com, or call 355-5610.